OK, here's an example of how *NOT* to get people interested in your product. That is a guy in all the pictures. What is UP with Ameritrade and these dumb ads running on Yahoo Finance.

I have a new favorite show: Queer Eye for the Straight Guy. Hilarious.

In other news, Declan says "ba" for "ball" and Caleigh says "D!" for Declan. Ellie can count to 40. Call the press!