You know your kids are destructive when....

... you have "Glass company" as a speed dial option in your cell phone. Last night, Declan was roughing it in the living room and rocked the rocking chair so hard it crashed through a french door. Glass proliferated everywhere. What a punk. Today, I went to search for a glass company and lo and behold, I have been through this enough that I truly had "Glass company" saved as an option between "Dad" and "Mom".