Kids say the darndest things..."

Recent quotes from the kids:

"Mom, is that diarrhea?" - Kiki, while pointing to the food on her tray on the airplane
"Mom, do you know how to make pot?" - Declan (I told him I didn't, but his Daddy used to) :)
"Mom, since you are the boss of this family, can I have some coke?" - Ellie (she is so smart, isn't she?)