Muffin Man

Patrick's conversation with Declan:

me: “Do you like India?”
my boy: “No, I don’t”
me: “Why not?”
my boy: “It’s too stinky. Because people always fart there. Because all people litter in India.”

me: “What do you want to do today?”
my boy: “Go and eat things.”
me: “Do you want to try Indian food?”
my boy: “Uh, Indian food? Uh, no, I don’t. Kiki likes it though. But I like muffins. Dad, I want a muffin. Can I have a muffin? I like muffins more than anything.”